(For those of you who are not familiar with the situation, Creep is the name of my cat. Disclaimer: I do actually like her most of the time. But not this morning…)
Creep is Evil Personified. She respects absolutely no one and holds everyone around her in an Iron Claw. You will not get away with Anything under her disdainful eye. She only relishes Treats and Chewing on House Plants and Shedding Hair on the Counters. At times, she can be Delightfully Cozy and then turn around and bite the Stuffing out of you for no apparent reason. She particularly despises People Who Have Things To Do and Talking on the Phone. Because she is the only Creature anyone should ever talk to. Creep gets 1 star for Keeping Me Company and 4 stars have been deducted for being Bad Company.
⭐️ alive
—⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ temperamental cactus
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Writing Sunshine 
i recently acquired a temperamental cactus myself. this post was truly appreciated to validate my own feelings about her.
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it is a Trial… let me tell you
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I have heard that pets and their owners become more alike as time passes.
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well. I don’t enjoy chewing on plants and shedding hair on the counter. so😂 where did she get that??? not from jared surely…
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Perhaps you just haven’t taken on those traits yet. And while she may bite the stuffing out of people, is that so different than pinching them for no apparent reason?
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yes. it is different.
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