floor lamps: a review

(Written by a request to Shed Light upon this particular subject…)

What a poor excuse for Light. They are neither Ceiling Lamps nor Normal Lamps, but vexatiously Somewhere In Between. Most of them are Weak and Uncertain. They have minuscule bases and Vast Ugly Shades and one measly Bulb. Most of the time they have to be furtively Propped Up with Furniture. Or hidden in the Guest Bedroom Closet for unsuspecting Kin to contend with in the Night. I award floor lamps 1 star for Withstanding Mockery and 4 stars have been deducted for Leaning Heavily on Bystanders.

⭐️ thick skin

—⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ don’t

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  1. I just found your blog through mama Sharon’s whatsapp status. And I’m so glad. I chortled and made quick exhales of air through my nostrils to show my delight with your sense of humor. Thanx for the laugh!

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